10 Things I Hate…
1. When people sit there staring at you, and pointing at their wrist, attempting to ask you for the time.. What good is that? Do I point to my crotch when I want to know where the toilet is? Back to the previous point, I NEVER wear a watch, and yet you get the idiots who still point, grab our touch MY WRIST<—*Inappropriately *
2. People who get off their ass to search the entire house to find the damn TV remote, because ”They are too lazy to walk up to the TV to change the channel…” If you’re going to be lazy, DO IT RIGHT! Get someone else to find the remote, you’re making all the other lazy ones look bad! >.<
3. ”Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too?”
Well let me see, I rarely take cake, Mostly because 99% of the time it is offered to me by total strangers..=S And on the rare occassion that I do take cake, Yeah, I do want to eat it….
4. When you’re looking for something, and then that annoying person who needs to blow their nose comes up to you and tells you, ”It’s in the last place you’ll look.”
OMG!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TELLING ME THAT!! I WAS GONNA KEEP LOOKING AFTER I FOUND IT, I OWE YOU!!!! The biggest bitch slap of your life! -.-
5. While sitting in the movies, you either have marge simpsons sitting directly infront of you, or you have that person who never manages to put deodorant on, sitting right next to you, then they say, with their horrible fish n’ coffee breath. ”Did you see thaaaaaaaaaaaat!”….. Nah! I paid $12.50 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. ”Can I ask you a question???”
Didn’t really give me much of a choice there, did ya sunshine???
7. When something is ‘new and improved!’. Which is it? If it’s new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement,
then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new.
8. ”Life is short” WTF!!! You tell me ONE thing that you have personally done, that is longer than life!!
9. At the bus station, the little old lady comes up, ”Excuse me lad, has the bus come yet?” Uhm… Call me lad one more time, I will strap a bomb to your wheelchair, put the breaks on, and say, “RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!” & 2, what do you think?! Do I stand here all day informing people if the bus has come or not? If it had come, would I really be here? Talking to YOU?!
10. When the people with REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD BREATH always seem to need to tell you a LONG and deep secret, so they just sit there whispering, and exhaling as much stench as they possibly can!
Re-Written, Edited & Awesomized by, tha one and only:D sykO`[+==]
